Until now.
Amazon.com is now selling superhero costumes for your dog that will guarantee to embarrass them in front of their friends. For only $12.99, you can deck your poor dog out in a Superman outfit, something Superman himself would never do. Krypto the SuperDog only wore a cape, for crying out loud, although you have to wonder how he kept the cape clean after a day of super bone burying.
Look at the picture of the dog they had model this thing. Does he look miserable or what?
Well, if you want to make your own dog equally miserable, click here and buy your own. If you must buy a ridiculous costume for your faithful companion that doesn't deserve that kind of abuse, please don’t get one of these stupid Spiderman outfits. For crying out loud, look at that thing they have on his head.
Thankfully, they’ve marked this junk down so far that you can be confident that very few pet owners have such little respect for their dogs. That renews my faith in truth, justice, and the American way.
What was Batmite, anyway?
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